IC INBOX

[predicting]

"Yooooo~! You've reached the inbox of Hijiri Shinozuka! If you wanna chat, please leave a message! ... Oh, and if you don't want to chat, leave a message anyway! I may just change your mind!"

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[audio]

[predicting]

[ don't you try to deny it! ]

Come on now, there's no 'risk'!

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[there's no way that's immortal!]

Any sort of 'exposure' is a risk. Keeping low key in a place like this might be best.

[audio]

[predicting]

[ fate is kind! ]

That sort of view won't be bringing much colour to the world, y'know?

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[it brings to those who looove!]

There's plenty of people here to make that happen, or so it seems. Besides, you're colorful enough for the both of us.

[audio]

[predicting]

[ the sweet fulfillment of...! ]

Tut tut, Toru! To make sure you don't get lonely and grumpy as usual, I'll introduce you to everyone! [ it's like his bff's protests fall on deaf ears... ]

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[their secret longings~]

I'm not lonely and grumpy. [he says grumpily]

[audio]

[predicting]

[ like a bolt~ ]

He says, grumpily! [ don't look at me like that. ]

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[out of the blue~]

[He groans a little and shakes his head - though Hijiri can't see it, he can certainly hear it in his voice. Dat disbelief.] I'm in Odin. What about you? [i will look at you however i want!]

[audio]

[predicting]

[ fate steps in~

he's far too used to recognising this yes. ] Eh~ If I'm over here in Hel, that means you're ages away...! [ o-oh... ]

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[and sees you through~]

Good. Less of a chance for you to expose me. [B)]

[audio]

[predicting]

[ when you wish upon a star~ ]

I'll have to overcome this great obstacle!!

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[your dreams come true~]

Or you could just let me be.

[audio]

[predicting]

[ ... wait that's pretty much everything isn't it. ]

Ah~ I thought you'd have given up on things like that by now!

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[yeah...]

Whoever hangs out with you can only be just as bad, that's all. I don't want to be surrounded by that kind of person even if it brings color. Wanna give me a tour of the city or something?

[audio]

[predicting]

[ snaps. ]

My apologies, but 'Heavenly Hijiri's ☆ Tour for Toru' is only available to the colourful people!

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[trance.]

I'd be better off exploring on my own anyway, knowing you.

[audio]

[predicting]

[ order. ]

But I provide the scenic route!

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[comply.]

More like, 'The Longest Way Around the City' route. I just need to know where you and some important places [LIKE BAKERIES AND CANDY SHOPS AND ICE CREAM PARLORS...] are, not the whole place.

[audio]

[predicting]

[So.

They have sex.]

Ah, but you never know when a certain piece of seemingly-trivial knowledge might prove vital!

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[Copious amounts dealing with sex toys, bondage, and blowjobs hung from the ceiling.]

Like what?

[audio]

[predicting]

[ IIIIIIIIISDOHYFAlsjkdnalsdkNJDK; WHAT... ]

Why, if I knew, it wouldn't be trivial anymore!

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[too much???]

Everything you say is trivial. [HE'S JUST JOKING OKAY.] Fine.

[audio]

[predicting]

[ it was the 'blowjobs on the ceiling' part...... ]

You're too cruel, man~

Oh, shall we start this tour with a bakery?

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[it sounds exciting, right..?

-- Okay you caught fatass's Toru's attention, Hijiri.] Are the sweets here better than at home?

[audio]

[predicting]

[ i-i guess........

All the bigger the butt! ] The tea's good, at least?