IC INBOX

[predicting]

"Yooooo~! You've reached the inbox of Hijiri Shinozuka! If you wanna chat, please leave a message! ... Oh, and if you don't want to chat, leave a message anyway! I may just change your mind!"

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[audio]

[predicting]

[ fate steps in~

he's far too used to recognising this yes. ] Eh~ If I'm over here in Hel, that means you're ages away...! [ o-oh... ]

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[and sees you through~]

Good. Less of a chance for you to expose me. [B)]

[audio]

[predicting]

[ when you wish upon a star~ ]

I'll have to overcome this great obstacle!!

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[your dreams come true~]

Or you could just let me be.

[audio]

[predicting]

[ ... wait that's pretty much everything isn't it. ]

Ah~ I thought you'd have given up on things like that by now!

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[yeah...]

Whoever hangs out with you can only be just as bad, that's all. I don't want to be surrounded by that kind of person even if it brings color. Wanna give me a tour of the city or something?

[audio]

[predicting]

[ snaps. ]

My apologies, but 'Heavenly Hijiri's ☆ Tour for Toru' is only available to the colourful people!

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[trance.]

I'd be better off exploring on my own anyway, knowing you.

[audio]

[predicting]

[ order. ]

But I provide the scenic route!

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[comply.]

More like, 'The Longest Way Around the City' route. I just need to know where you and some important places [LIKE BAKERIES AND CANDY SHOPS AND ICE CREAM PARLORS...] are, not the whole place.

[audio]

[predicting]

[So.

They have sex.]

Ah, but you never know when a certain piece of seemingly-trivial knowledge might prove vital!

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[Copious amounts dealing with sex toys, bondage, and blowjobs hung from the ceiling.]

Like what?

[audio]

[predicting]

[ IIIIIIIIISDOHYFAlsjkdnalsdkNJDK; WHAT... ]

Why, if I knew, it wouldn't be trivial anymore!

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[too much???]

Everything you say is trivial. [HE'S JUST JOKING OKAY.] Fine.

[audio]

[predicting]

[ it was the 'blowjobs on the ceiling' part...... ]

You're too cruel, man~

Oh, shall we start this tour with a bakery?

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[it sounds exciting, right..?

-- Okay you caught fatass's Toru's attention, Hijiri.] Are the sweets here better than at home?

[audio]

[predicting]

[ i-i guess........

All the bigger the butt! ] The tea's good, at least?

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[try to be more adventurous..!

Shut up!] You would think about that more... They're probably about the same then. [His excitement hasn't diminished any, mind. Sweets are sweets.]

[audio]

[predicting]

[ but, blowjobs on the ceiling are a little...

it's a compliment! ] Ah~ You're just as I remember, I see.

[audio]

[lowexposure]

[ah, i see...

a bad compliment!] Just pick me up or whatever. I'm in Odin's hall. [sweets sweets sweets sweets IT'S LIKE A DATE...]

[audio] → [action ]

[predicting]

[ maybe some other time... in a meme...

you're just bad at taking them! also kyaa brodate. ] I~'ll pick you up then?

[ off goes the bracelet.

-SOME TIME LATER-


so toru.

why is there a flower tickling your cheek? ]

[action ]

[lowexposure]

[oh, maybe...

and no way!]

[.. oh, and the reason why there is a flower tickling his cheek is because there's an annoying guy attached to it.] Hijiri, where do you even keep those?

[action ]

[predicting]

[ how to fit this into the snappity-snapthreads i don't know but IT WILL HAPPEN...

accept it! ]

A magician must never reveal his secrets, right? Otherwise, whatever would he do?

[action ]

[lowexposure]

[IF YOU GET UP THE COURAGE TO.

no!]

He wouldn't be annoying his friend with flowers, that's what. Anyway, magicians are mysterious and you're not.

[action ]

[predicting]

[ WHEN WE FIND THE TIME FOR THEM IT IS ON

yes! ]

Hah~ But my magically-appearing flowers gives me an air of mystery!