hijiri shinozuka (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
predicting) wrote2012-02-13 08:42 pm
predicting) wrote2012-02-13 08:42 pm
IC INBOX
"Yooooo~! You've reached the inbox of Hijiri Shinozuka! If you wanna chat, please leave a message! ... Oh, and if you don't want to chat, leave a message anyway! I may just change your mind!"
[audio]
All the bigger the butt! ] The tea's good, at least?
[audio]
Shut up!] You would think about that more... They're probably about the same then. [His excitement hasn't diminished any, mind. Sweets are sweets.]
[audio]
it's a compliment! ] Ah~ You're just as I remember, I see.
[audio]
a bad compliment!] Just pick me up or whatever. I'm in Odin's hall. [sweets sweets sweets sweets IT'S LIKE A DATE...]
[audio] → [action ]
you're just bad at taking them! also kyaa brodate. ] I~'ll pick you up then?
[ off goes the bracelet.
-SOME TIME LATER-
so toru.
why is there a flower tickling your cheek? ]
[action ]
and no way!]
[.. oh, and the reason why there is a flower tickling his cheek is because there's an annoying guy attached to it.] Hijiri, where do you even keep those?
[action ]
accept it! ]
A magician must never reveal his secrets, right? Otherwise, whatever would he do?
[action ]
no!]
He wouldn't be annoying his friend with flowers, that's what. Anyway, magicians are mysterious and you're not.
[action ]
yes! ]
Hah~ But my magically-appearing flowers gives me an air of mystery!
[action ]
no!]
If you look at it like that. [... For the record he is extremely glad to see you, Hijiri, your voice was nice but he's gonna poke your stomach to make sure you're real. Yup. Good. That is so not a smile by the way what are you talking about you can't even see his face because he's turned away now.] Drop it and let's go.
[action ]
yes!
he... actually winces a bit at that before raising an eyebrow because. seriously bro, this is kinda tsun. ]
Sure, sure~ I'll be leading the way then?
[action ]
no!
this is not tsun, don't think that in narrative about toru mizutsunma]
I'll be right behind you.
[action ]
yes!
wow subtle. ]
Then, let us begin the 'Shinozuka (Slightly-less) Scenic Showing of Sights and Surprising Sensations ☆'!!
[action]
no!
wow shut up.]
No wonder no one takes this tour, the name is a tongue twister. You should change it to something shorter.
[action]
yes!
wow rude. ]
But that'd mean ruining the alliteration...
[action]
no!
wow no.]
Shinozuka's Sights sounds simple. [Heheh. Alliteration.] It's easier to say too. And it's still catchy.
[action]
yes!
um yes. ]
Sounds simplistic, you should say. [ not good enough...! ]
[action]
no!
no.]
Still sounds stupid in the end. [he broke it.]
[action]
yes!
yes. ]
It was so casually shattered...
[action]
no!
no.]
You would've been at it for hours otherwise. [... and he couldn't think of anything else to say.]
[action]
yes!
yes. ]
And your creativity couldn't handle that? [ he knows you bro. ]
[action]
no!
no.]
I just didn't want to spend the rest of the tour alliterating with you. [goddammit hijiri quit knowing your bro]
[action]
yes!
yes. ]
Mm~hmm, I'm sure you could handle it.
[action]
no!
no.]
How much longer do I have to put up with you..?
[action]
yes!
yes. ]
'Til friendship comes and goes? [ stuck with him forever... ]
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