hijiri shinozuka (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
predicting) wrote2012-02-13 08:42 pm
predicting) wrote2012-02-13 08:42 pm
IC INBOX
"Yooooo~! You've reached the inbox of Hijiri Shinozuka! If you wanna chat, please leave a message! ... Oh, and if you don't want to chat, leave a message anyway! I may just change your mind!"
[audio]
Ah~ I thought you'd have given up on things like that by now!
[audio]
Whoever hangs out with you can only be just as bad, that's all. I don't want to be surrounded by that kind of person even if it brings color. Wanna give me a tour of the city or something?
[audio]
My apologies, but 'Heavenly Hijiri's ☆ Tour for Toru' is only available to the colourful people!
[audio]
I'd be better off exploring on my own anyway, knowing you.
[audio]
But I provide the scenic route!
[audio]
More like, 'The Longest Way Around the City' route. I just need to know where you and some important places [LIKE BAKERIES AND CANDY SHOPS AND ICE CREAM PARLORS...] are, not the whole place.
[audio]
They have sex.]
Ah, but you never know when a certain piece of seemingly-trivial knowledge might prove vital!
[audio]
Like what?
[audio]
Why, if I knew, it wouldn't be trivial anymore!
[audio]
Everything you say is trivial. [HE'S JUST JOKING OKAY.] Fine.
[audio]
You're too cruel, man~
Oh, shall we start this tour with a bakery?
[audio]
-- Okay you caught
fatass'sToru's attention, Hijiri.] Are the sweets here better than at home?[audio]
All the bigger the butt! ] The tea's good, at least?
[audio]
Shut up!] You would think about that more... They're probably about the same then. [His excitement hasn't diminished any, mind. Sweets are sweets.]
[audio]
it's a compliment! ] Ah~ You're just as I remember, I see.
[audio]
a bad compliment!] Just pick me up or whatever. I'm in Odin's hall. [sweets sweets sweets sweets IT'S LIKE A DATE...]
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you're just bad at taking them! also kyaa brodate. ] I~'ll pick you up then?
[ off goes the bracelet.
-SOME TIME LATER-
so toru.
why is there a flower tickling your cheek? ]
[action ]
and no way!]
[.. oh, and the reason why there is a flower tickling his cheek is because there's an annoying guy attached to it.] Hijiri, where do you even keep those?
[action ]
accept it! ]
A magician must never reveal his secrets, right? Otherwise, whatever would he do?
[action ]
no!]
He wouldn't be annoying his friend with flowers, that's what. Anyway, magicians are mysterious and you're not.
[action ]
yes! ]
Hah~ But my magically-appearing flowers gives me an air of mystery!
[action ]
no!]
If you look at it like that. [... For the record he is extremely glad to see you, Hijiri, your voice was nice but he's gonna poke your stomach to make sure you're real. Yup. Good. That is so not a smile by the way what are you talking about you can't even see his face because he's turned away now.] Drop it and let's go.
[action ]
yes!
he... actually winces a bit at that before raising an eyebrow because. seriously bro, this is kinda tsun. ]
Sure, sure~ I'll be leading the way then?
[action ]
no!
this is not tsun, don't think that in narrative about toru mizutsunma]
I'll be right behind you.
[action ]
yes!
wow subtle. ]
Then, let us begin the 'Shinozuka (Slightly-less) Scenic Showing of Sights and Surprising Sensations ☆'!!
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